Craig was excited for keg. Craig broke his leg on keg. Craig stood on top of keg; with one leg, Craig fell off keg, and keg rolled on Craig's leg. Keg broke Craig's leg.
Greg wants to defend Craig, so Greg drank all Craig's keg. Now Craig does not like Greg because he drank all of Craig's keg. Now Craig does not like Greg.
Greg does not like Keg, because Keg broke Craig's leg, and Keg does not like Craig's leg, A man stands on a wooden keg in a warm kitchen. He holds a frosty pint of beer above his head, wearing a red shirt and denim shorts. The keg lies on the floor besides him, and the room features kitchen items and plants